FOR THE SCHOLAR ON A BUDGET: PHG
Have you ever dreamed of starting your life over as a prospector on an off-world colony mining orgone crystals in outer space?! This gray double bridge round sunglasses can be considered a writeoff then.
MINING ASPIRATIONS
Will our newly minted The New Prospector PHG sunnies help protect you from the lizard people?!
Rumor has it they ARE made with genuine orgone...
Specs
- 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
- 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and lightweight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.
- 3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks those harmful UVA and UVB rays, because you deserve the best.
- 4. NO DISSERTATION: No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.
