LIL F*KIN GOODRS: SMALLER IS BALLER

Everyone is always SO desperate to avoid the middle seat, but the shorties out there truly know the unique advantages riding in the middle offers: a direct line from the AC vents in the car, you have leg room for days, there's THREE seats worth of leg room you can invade, and double-arm rests on the plane

We know what you're thinking, the middle seat SUCKS.

That's where you're wrong. The middle seat is where the best action is!!!

Specs

• 1. NO SLIP: We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.
• 2. NO BOUNCE: Our frame is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running.
• 3. ALL POLARIZED: Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
• 4. NO SQUIRRELS: No one wearing these has ever had a squirrel do donuts in a golf cart on the fairway while trying to chip it onto the green.