Experience the future with Goodr Best Dystopia Ever sunglasses. Featuring blue and purple frames and mirrored reflective lenses, these shades will transport you to an enchanted rave where you can dance until you become a crystallized glittering dystopian legend. Embrace the now with VRGs and see the future with every reflection.

Just-right midsize sunnies.

No Slip
Crafted with a special grip-coated frame to eliminate slippage when sweating.

No Bounce
Snug, lightweight frame with a comfortable fit that prevents bouncing during time travel.

All Polarized
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses with UV400 protection block 100% of harmful UVA and UVB rays from robot overlords.

All Future
A futuristic one-lens frame that’ll convince people you traveled here from the future to warn us about the AI takeover.